A REX RANDOLPH FILM
Lyrics By Bill Fagan************************************** **********************Music By Jeff Scott
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(SUNG BY: Rex & Company)

REX
I will take you to a land
Far beyond the call of duty
Where true artists can create like gods
Where they kick and fight and scratch
Just to make a thing of beauty
As the unsuspecting world applauds

Let's make a Rex Randolph Film

ALL
A Rex Randolph Film

REX
Magic captured on celluloid
Makes distant fans over-joyed
But you must get down in the dirt
Your feelings may get hurt
Show business is no piece of cake
But that's how you make a Rex Randolph Picture

Was the Pope nice to Michaelangelo
When he painted the Sistine Chapel?

FELIX
No!

REX
When Romulus and remus fought for ancient Rome
Do you suppose they'd politely grapple?

BERNADETTE
Hell, no!

REX
No guts, no glory
So what's your sotory?
Have you got what it tkes? Will you give what you've got?
Because I want it all!

Oh, how noble the pursuit
Of gracing Broadway stages!
But how transient the reality!
Now the movies make you more
Than a note on critic's pages
Here's the key to immortality

Be in a Rex Randolph Film

ALL
A Rex Randolph Film

REX
Live forever upon the screen
You'll always look seventeen

ALL (but Rex)
Rex maybe tough, but he's unfair
Our feelings he won't spare
On one thing we all can agree
Please let me be in a Rex Randolph Film

ALL
I have to be in a Rex Randolph Film.

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